What is Hazeltucky?
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Hazel Park, Michigan. Named Hazeltucky because everybody sports mullets, drives rustangs, pick up trucks, wears wife beaters and drinks Old Milwaukee beer. Drop out rate in schools is high, most graduates and drop outs resort to drugs, and continue living with their parents.
Tucky was added at the end, because majority of the residents migrated from kentucky.
What does a Hazeltucky girl do when she gets up in the morning? Goes home.
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