What is Hazelwood?
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My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
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When someone, usually a stranger approaches you and engages you in one-way conversation.
The perpetrator believes that a perfectly rea..
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Someone who tries to have sex with dead trees
See Bob humping that old log? Well he's a necrodendrophiliac...
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Oolaohmiumpa: (pronounced ooo-lay-oh-mee-um-pa)
can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb
origin: the root of kathryn's hea..
