What is Hazelwood?
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My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
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The sweat that comes from one's taint. See also swalls
Damn it, you'd better drink my taint juice!
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The juices secreted ..
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A little park, often maintained by some do-gooderorganization, or based around a historic object (ie mining tools, cannons, etc...), th..
