What is Hazelwood?
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My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
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Phrase used to describe a couple which involves a fit bird and a berk of a bloke.
What is she doing with him?! That is a major berk sce..
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someone who strongly resembles the bloody penis of a yak, usually lumpy and red-headed. Often reeks of yak semen, and period blood. Exc..
