What is Hazelwood?
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My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
Random Words:
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A second black eye, generally on a woman, but in this age of equal opportunity in fist-fights, it could be anyone.
The first black eye ..
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something so surprisingly awesome that the only way to describe is kickasstatastic
"I just beat the universe, kickasstatastic.&quo..
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adj. something that is utterly cool. This phrase had its climax in the 1980s, but is experiencing a revival in indie circles.
Carl, yo..
