What is Hazelwood?
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My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
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The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-w..
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When you cum in someones mouth and right when they swallow it, you cover there mouth, and punch them in the stomach and the cum comes ou..
