What is Hazelwood?
1.
My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
Random Words:
1.
The act of shouting out everything you do during the course of a sexual encounter. The key to the successful execution of "The Bill..
1.
Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.
Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.
See Lydia..
1.
A tail that you poop out of. A prolapsed anus. A pink sock.
I gave that girl a major poop tail while having anal sex.
See pink sock, a..
