What is Hazelwood?
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My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
Random Words:
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The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.
My wife spent three years in a coma ..
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a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.
after a fiery chilli meal
See Rory..
