What is Hazelwood?
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My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
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A crime that, when committed, is really cute, adorable but also illegal, typically seen anywhere from the fluffernutter kingdom to south..
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The shit that comes out of Dan Rather's mouth.
Dan Rather has mastered the South Park-ian art of eating in reverse!..
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a new zealander will have the nasty habit of pronouncing their 'i's, 'o's and occasionally 'a's as 'u..
