What is Hazlet?
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"Home of the Champions", Hazlet is a town in the
Those kids from Hazlet really break their backs when they work.
I played football in Central Jersey and most likely got my ass kicked by a Hazlet kid.
Hazlet isn't as trashy as Keansburg, isn't as stuck up as Holmdel, and isn't as boring as Middletown.
I wish I could live in Hazlet, but my son is a wuss and would never survive. That's why I live in Middletown.
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The best place to be on the Jersey Shore. Inbetween white fuc*in trash Keansburg and rich filth Holmdel. Hazlet itself has its own little communities, such as West Keansburg, where everybody fights for anybody, and Raritan Valley, the upper middle class neighborhood where you can find crack fiends and Dodge Vipers. The cool thing to do in Hazlet on weekends is drink as much as you can without the worry of cops because they don't care. Everyone is preppy, gangsta, or emo/skater. No inbetweens. All the girls in high school wear is tight shirts exposing their tits and short skirts or tight jeans with their thongs hanging out. Best things to do are drink, smoke mad blunts, and have sex with random girls from whatever town is close. When you're from Hazlet, you can get pussy from anywhere. Best fuckin town on the East Coast.
person 1: yo let's fuck that kid up
person 2: we can't. he's from hazlet. he'll fuck us up and THEN fuck our girlfriend.
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A town in the east coast, next to Holmdel, Keansburg, and Middletown. every town around hazlet hates every person that lives there. only a few people in hazlet are descent people. they believe they are better than everyone else. In my opinion, its a town that u have to be raised in to even be able to live there. the people in this town are all wanna be gangsta. they try to act tough but always end up being a pussy. i live there and let me tell you... all the teenagers do is drink, smoke, and fuck while the younger teens just walk around to one of the schools to just chill. they always are judging people on appearance instead of personality. everyone in hazlet has to hav the same haircut from the same place. they all listen to the same music. only rap. you cant listen to anything else than rap or they will go all pussy ass on you and they will say fight me.
Hazlet Kid 1: yo, look at that kid.
Hazlet Kid 2:What Kid, yo?
Hazlet Kid 1:That kid to the right. He has long hair. Lets jump him.
Hazlet Kid 2: Yea lets jump that fag. hes mad doofy.
Long Hair Kid:(beats the shit out of the two kids, then calls his friends)i thought hazlet kids were tough
Kid on Phone: they look like they are.
Long Hair Kid: no, i just got jumped by 2 of them. they are a bunch of pussies
Kid on phone: ohh, good now lets go jump those doofy muthafuckas (making fun of the hazlet kids)
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The worst fucking town ever. period. No if ands or buts about it. The people in this particular town are all posers who don't give a damn about anybody but them selves. Plus they are all as dumb as a post. There's never anything to do except drink and smoke and not everyone wants to do that 24/7.
I feel ashamed to say i live in this town but i know that as soon as its legal i am moving the fuck out. And i suggest the same to anybody else living there who's over the age of 18.
Stupid bitch: Like OMG I'm from hazlet! I'm gonna copy everyone else and go along with very single stupid fab that's comes my way so everyone will think I'm cool! Hooray for not thinking for yourself!
ME: *hits over head with a heavy object* Go die!
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Hazlet; full of faggot skaters and emo people, stuck inbetween keansburg where most of the girls and either dikes or preppy your choice? Next to holmdel where hazlet looks poor basiclly hazlet is just a town that doesn't have a rep for anything ya dig? If you want to live in hazlet and your a pussy you will fit right in!
Keansburg Kid: Oh shit let's fuck up that kid from hazlet
Keansburg kid 1: How do you know hes from hazlet?
Keansburg Kid: He has marks on his arm and is skating
Holmdel kid: Really i say we jump him!
ALL TOGETHER: HELL YEAH
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