What is He Touched My Shoulder Story?
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A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"
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Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.
Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his ..
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To go to the bathroom (number 2)
To take a crap.
I'm gonna go punch one out in the sh*tter.
See drop the kids off at the pool, c..
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A person with babyish cheeks, meaning fat, plump, big, puffy cheeks.
"HEY! HEY YOU!"
"What?"
"You have BABY ..
