What is Head Cheese?
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Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.
My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.
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Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.
I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.
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Meat product also know as Jersey pork roll.
Cut me a slice of that head cheese for a sammich.
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Gunk or paste that grows between a guys balls and lower anus, when he does not have a bath for a week or more. Or the remnants of poop and sweat buildup.
1. Man you smell so bad, you'd gotta have head cheese growing down there!
2.Theres no cheese like head cheese!..... eww :-P
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A type of food that the big brother of some insane hick is good at making. Source : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old version). What is head-cheese? Use your imagination if you dare...
"My brother makes good head-cheese!
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