Head Crabs Edit Meaning

1.

a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.

Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:

you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!

See std, crabs, pubes, gross, vagina

2.

lice, bugs that live on your head

yo, don't go near that kid,he got head crabs.

See crabs, pubic lice, lice