Head Heist

What is Head Heist?


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When a woman wants to have sex with a man who doesn't want to but the man somehow tricks her into giving him a blow job instead. Giving all the pleasure to the man and none to the female.

Woman:"lets have sex"

Man:"I'm way too tired, can you just blow me?"

Woman:"okay"

guy1:"Dude, I pulled a head heist on this girl like 5 times and she hasn't caught on"

guy2:"that girl is dumb as a box of rocks!"

See head, blow job, bj, brain, dome


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