Head Monster

What is Head Monster?


1.

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"

Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.

2.

Since 1979, the official corporate title of Noel Lee, the President of Monster Cable Products, Inc.

Noel Lee, the Head Monster, will be the key note speaker at the 2004 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.

3.

Latin name: edipuss erectus: An over-sized primate with a non-discriminating taste for meat. When feasting, the Head Monster is usually unphased by outside distractions.

That head monster almost choked on the biggest cock I've ever seen, but luckily something startled it, and it ran away.

See OKP

4.

Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?

Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM


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