Head Start

What is Head Start?


1.

when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends

Ex 1.

Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?

Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.

Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.

Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.

Ex 2.

Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.

Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?

Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.

See marriage, wedding, dating, children, babies


40

Random Words:

1. zhush (ĵ as in the French je + “oosh”) is a word whose usage dates as far back as 1968 in Britain. Its spelling, much like it..
1. The bell that rings rough six minutes after the get your ass to class bell, signyfing you are late to class. Ah, shit! That's the ..
1. The moment of anguish you face at a fast-food restaurant when you want to go back and get more food, yet realize that if you do, you wil..