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The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.
"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."
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In Ireland, used to describe rather large lips of a lady's nether regions fanny flaps
her skirt was so short you could see her kni..
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A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation..