Headache Edit Meaning

1.

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.

I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.

See urban pervert

2.

An adverse side effect of staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, five days a week.

I abhor headaches; they suck.

3.

An ache of the head variety.

John: I have a really bad headache. Eyes are hurtin aswell.

Mark: (aside) I knew i forgot to cook that chicken yesterday.

See head, ache, fucken hoo-haa, sir-fingus, mungo

4.

when ur brain is laughing at ur own stupidity...

a brain freeze, u get it but u just keep drinking

See crystal

5.

an annoyance, trouble

This is the biggest headache for the company since the lawsuit for libel.

See head ache, politics, religion

6.

When someone who won't shut up, with their drivel, they talk so much, and being in their presence makes your head hurt.

The renovated Soldier Field is giving me a headache, does anyone have a parcel of aspirin?

See Saints

7.

A department-wide epidemic with symptoms such as throbbing tension around the neck and forehead. May also be accompanied with the endless mumble of a user. Departmental studies have shown an increase in symptoms with release of useless password management to further confuse user's in a semi-intelligent Information Technology environment.

Several people began complaining of a headache when they found more user's were to obtain access to password self service.

See stress, anger, frustration, user, computer