What is Headcheese?
1.
The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.
I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.
2.
Considered an exotic food, it is far than being anywhere near exotic. Head cheese is made of the different parts of the heads of different animals that were used for other meats, and called "exotic" when in fact is truly nothing more than a ball of leftovers.
Having a steak and potato dinner at a steak house is more exotic than having a slice of headcheese. Eww...
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3.
Awesome stuff that accumulates on a hooded dick. Ripens with age. An acquired taste.
that homo loves my headcheese
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4.
A new and innovative sex act in which a female/male performs fellatio while his or her partner snacks on high-quality cheese, thereby doubling the satisfaction. This is a new and upcoming sex act.
"Oh baby, you give such good headcheese!"
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5.
the stink on a pillow, usually one belonging to a man, originating from a combination of unwashed scalp/hair/sweat residue
My boyfriend's head cheese smell is permanently embedded into his pillow.
