What is Headdesk?
1.
When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.
Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*
2.
1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.
2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.
1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*
2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'
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3.
The action of slamming your head against a desk, wall, or other hard object because of complete misfortune. Related to
The last day before Spring Break, when our teacher said we would have the next five days to complete our assignment I headdesked at the complete stupidity of our teacher.
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4.
1) The act of head butting a desk/keyboard in frustration when something on the computer freezes/takes forever to load up/generally buggers up.
2) Also done in response to a person making a stupid comment.
3) Can be done when a person sneezes and throws their heads forward onto the desk... it has been done before *whistles innocently*
Also realted to
1) Person A: I think I will go play Tetris!"
*begins to play game*
*Person A is 1 point away from beating their high score*
*computer crashes*
Person A: "WHAT!? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! WHY!?" *headdesk*
2) Person B: "Oh My God. It's stopped raining!"
Person C: *headdesk* "It stopped raining 30 minutes ago you idiot!"
3) Person C: "I think I'm going to sneeze"
*Person C sneezes and throws head forward*
*head connects with desk*
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5.
Verb: The action of passing out at the office.
Nick: Dude, that meeting was brutal...
Mark: Oh man, I know, I totally headdesked an hour into it.
Nick: yeah, the partner saw you, too. good thing he almost headdesked or you'd be busted.
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6.
the act of banging one's head on a desk repeatedly.
that was lame. *headdesk*
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7.
Slamming the forehead against the desk surface or keyboard repeatedly. Often followed by cursing at the monitor.
"Dammit, I give up!" *headdesk*