Headhandle

What is Headhandle?


1.

A nose so large that it would appear to serve a dual function as both respiration orifice and a handle for carrying the head to which it is attached.

Guy 1: "Did ya get a look at her?"

Guy 2: "Her body is working but her face is unemployed."

Guy 1: "What do you mean?"

Guy 2: "How did you miss the schnoz on that dame? It's less a nose and more a headhandle. I almost ducked when she turned around."

See nose, schnozz, ugly


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