Headlap

What is Headlap?

Similar to headdesk, just used when no desk is present at the moment.

Used when in deep frustration with someone or something.

Dude 1, in car: Aw man I need to go get my house keys! *headlap*

See headdesk, facepalm, lol, frak, frustrated

Cootermonger

1. a dealer in or trader of cooter. My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger. See pimp, cooter, monger, whore, slut..

Penis Rash Vest

1. a condom, latex like product to prevent pretty much everything. Thank goodness, I had my penis rash vest on last night or else I would ..

Rat Faced Bitch

1. A slut that accidently bites penises when giving head because shes not experienced A girl who unfortuneatly has two disgusting rows of ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Headlap Edit Meaning