Headline Status

What is Headline Status?

usually an inside joke or funny anecdote that you deem worthy to put on your myspace as your headline.

friend 1- "i was not a crappy hamper...OOPS! i meant happy camper!"

friend 2- "Headline Status!!!"

See myspace, headline, funny

Him/her/hizzle

1. Someone of undetermined sexuality. People feel sorry for Michael Jackson because him/her/hizzle's childhood was fizzucked up, yo...

I Want You

1. 1: lets do it right now Girl: I want you right now baby! Guy: Sure thing sweetie, I got the rubbers right here... See Mike..

Pole Test

1. For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pai..

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