What is Headloin?
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When a person has a the following attributes to their body:
-Massive Penis Head, almost looking like it came off an elephant's body
-Penis Head so big where a stocking cap could only rest on the tip
-Penis hole is cock-eyed (off center)
Dave smashed his headloin while bringing in the shopping carts at work.
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