Headon

What is Headon?


1.

"Homeopathic" (see placebo) remedy for headaches that is applied directly to the forehead.

Headon, apply directly to the forehead!

Headon, apply directly to the forehead!

Headon, apply directly to the forehead!

See headache, medicine, stick, placebo, advertisement

2.

As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.

HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.

(Repeat until infinity.)

See df, v

3.

A product sold by a company which is based on the belief that the key to successful television-based advertisement is annoying the viewer to point of significant resentment and disgust. Their commercials also have the shittiest graphics that have ever been shown on television.

(from one of their more recent commercials)

Fat Nasty Beaner Woman With Dirty Hair - "HeadOn. HeadOn! HeadOn!! You're commercials are annoying, but I LOVE your product!"

Corny-Sounding Soccer-Mom Lady - "HeadOn is now available without a prescription"


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