What is Headphone Malfunction?
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When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.
I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"
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