Healing Crystal

What is Healing Crystal?


1.

A crystal that actually used to heal the user back in the days when Faeries roamed the earth. Now used by New Agers that think it still works in modern times.

Naddavitch:"I've had the runs since August 2000. Got anything that could help me?"

Enya:"Here, try my healing crystal."

See healing, crystal, pagan, wiccan, new age, medieval

2.

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.

see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

See shamen


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