What is Heart-boner?
To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.
Chi: I just saw the dark knight.
Aadhie: so?
Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!
Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?
Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!
Aadhie: dontuuchmee!
See boner