What is Heartifact?
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(n.) residual sentiment from old loves unearthed by archaeologists working in cardiac fields or landscapes.
She had to rent a small moisture-controlled office space downtown in which to house all the heartifacts unexpectedly exposed by the most recent male foray into her passion-site, normally protected by an invisible fence.
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A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.
Jamie is such a monkey humper
See humper monkey, humpty, assilicious, shit taco..
