What is Heartifact?
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(n.) residual sentiment from old loves unearthed by archaeologists working in cardiac fields or landscapes.
She had to rent a small moisture-controlled office space downtown in which to house all the heartifacts unexpectedly exposed by the most recent male foray into her passion-site, normally protected by an invisible fence.
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(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon au..
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(n.) The act of smelling something so good, it causes one to forget a thought or prior event.
Also: aromamnesia
Her aromanesia is so ..
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An abnormally large piece of shit that creates a searing burning effect on your asshole on the way out.
Grab me some water cuz im bout ..
