What is Heartifact?
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(n.) residual sentiment from old loves unearthed by archaeologists working in cardiac fields or landscapes.
She had to rent a small moisture-controlled office space downtown in which to house all the heartifacts unexpectedly exposed by the most recent male foray into her passion-site, normally protected by an invisible fence.
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The thin band of overcooked egg that forms around the edge of the pan when making scrambled eggs.
"Awwww man, you left some eggstr..
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An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm
Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.
See facepalm, face, palm..
