What is Heartifact?
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(n.) residual sentiment from old loves unearthed by archaeologists working in cardiac fields or landscapes.
She had to rent a small moisture-controlled office space downtown in which to house all the heartifacts unexpectedly exposed by the most recent male foray into her passion-site, normally protected by an invisible fence.
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The worst of all insults, because it combines all the nostalgia of your mother with the ripping surrealist vibe of your face. Or someth..
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To commit suicide with a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head.
- "Did you hear about that guy the other day?"
- "No..
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To freak out or spazz out; to get mad or shocked by surprise.
When your dad finds out he's gonna start twitching on the floor.
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