Hearty Handshake

What is Hearty Handshake?


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Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.

Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"

Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."

See wank, one off the wrist, self abuse, masturbation, wanking, Wizards Sleeve


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