Hearty Handshake

What is Hearty Handshake?


1.

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.

Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"

Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."

See wank, one off the wrist, self abuse, masturbation, wanking, Wizards Sleeve


71

Random Words:

1. A nervous smile as if indicating "Should I smile? Is it right to smile?" or asking someone it is okay to smile. <Person1:&..
1. A bicycle. A bike. So named as you 'sweat' while using it. My car broke down last night so I had ride the old sweat wheel to ..
1. The opposite of: overachiever 44 up, 15 down Someone who is sooo much better than you that it pisses you off. I hate that fuckin..