Heat Repair Guy

What is Heat Repair Guy?


1.

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent

coed: hello

hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair

coed: uh huh

hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke

coed: seems like its working

hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.

coed: what?

hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is

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