What is Heath Park Donger?
1.
A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.
Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.
Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"
A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"
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