What is Heave Weave?
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The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.
It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.
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This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to th..