What is Heave Weave?
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The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.
It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.
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item of female anatomy used for the production of babies.
vagina
show me your flange plate
See vagina, twat, cunt, tush, snatch..