What is Heave Weave?
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The term used to describe a parent's hair when their baby's projectile vomit has successfully coated mommy or daddy's hair and is now running down said parent's back.
It took nearly an hour to remove the stench of my heave weave, after the apple-prune baby food disagreed with little Timmy's stomach.
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A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partia..