What is Heavengames?
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Heavengames is a place where the scum is washed up from the masses of the internet. Each 'member' is undergone a massive screening proccesses to find any sign of life outside, if the 'member' shows any traces whatsoever, they are rejected. Heavengames consists of a rigourous training camp which attempts to squish any attempt of an outside life called Outside Discussions in which the only pleasures allowed is prostitutional cyber from people like local-boy Obese or sodomiser Legion.
hehe. boobies. weiner. heavengames is like 3rd grade, only with international sex crimes. - AndyMan1, a local caddet of OD
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A website where the owners are purely in it for the money. This is observable by the fact they will permanently ban you if you block their advertisements. And the fact the popups can give you spyware doesn't matter.
Randomusername was banned for helping other forumers block advertisements. Heavengames only wants visitors for the moneys.
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A site that claims to be about games but is really dominated by OD, or outside discusions, a place where people can chat and raise slightly intersting topics. A few ODers are:Simfish, who is very annoying but loved by all regardless;Wulfhere, a Ninja;Sukkit, a guy with a mint taste in music;Brock, who owns everyone there all the time exept for;Thecrayfish, who is the master of all things, and Vaarsuvius, who is a moth lover and therefore an enemy of the people
Topics in Heavengames range from the profound to the downright filthy, here is a typical discusion point: "Im on a computer in a library and theres this old guy next to me looking at porn"
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heavengames, or 'a game in heaven' is something you play with your girl in the closet. Heavengames are sometimes called 7 minutes in heaven. when u play heavengames u 2 go into the closet and get it ON, unless shes frontin then you just kinda talk with her.
jessica showed me some tricks while we were playing heavengames earlier
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