Heavy Attack Cat

What is Heavy Attack Cat?


1.

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.

Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.


89

Random Words:

1. The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired..
1. a family containing the advanced genetic inherit ability to control there own thoughts and senses, this is a rare mutation inherited in ..
1. An "app" that is downloaded from the appstore for the iPod Touch or iPhone that is total crap. Jill: Hey check out this new a..