Heavy Attack Cat

What is Heavy Attack Cat?


1.

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.

Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.


89

Random Words:

1. to be hit in the crotch with a wet fish man, i cant beleive he keera'd you See hit, slap, whack, punch, hurt..
1. Describes a vague but much feared form of retaliation. "If you don't shut up, I'm gonna rectangulate you!" 2. To ..
1. A person who acts dumb and isn't very intelligent. Someone who might have downs sydrome. A retard. "Hey did you see John toda..