Heavy Electricity

What is Heavy Electricity?


1.

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.

Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.


27

Random Words:

1. Fuck him. Not to be confused with the homonym "fuck 'em," which means "fuck them." He doesn't know how t..
1. I pledge allegiance to the Flag, of the Socialist States of America, and to the Liberals, for which they stand, one nation under the..
1. This describes the most fucked up person you will ever meet. If someone is a Cunt rag Mother Fucker... they are being used to wipe up ..