What is Heavy Electricity?
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It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.
Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.
Random Words:
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A term for anthropomorphization of metaphorical terms coined by the Infamous Mr. DMV.
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