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Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.
John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up..
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Hitting someone with an elbow to the face.
I was watching an MMA fight and one of the fighters hit the other with an Elbow Quesdilla!
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The predecessor to the iPhone.
Tom Upgraded his iTelegraph to a iphone.
See iphone, telegraph, phone, upgrade, cow..