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Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.
I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't ev..
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A man who gets a woody thinking of the Autobot, Optimus Prime.
That robot made me pop wood!
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This is when an attractive girl has gained a significant amount of poundage for no explanable reason.
God almighty! That bitch was hot..
