Hebert

What is Hebert?


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A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.

Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).

Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.

Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

See french, the south, louisiana, herbert


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