What is Hebes?
1.
A person who's parents refer to them by their last name and/or a variation of said name. This person also accepts his or her parents' religious and political beliefs without question. He or she may also persecute
EXAMPLE 1
Evan: Look at him. He's such a
crowemosexual .
Jamison: Your powers of observation are mesmerizing, hebes.
EXAMPLE 2
Mother: C'mon Hebert. We're late to the
Republican National Convention .
Son: Ok mom, but can we also attend the Conservative Political Action Conference?
Mother: What's the magic word?
Son: Pleeeeaaaase.
Mother: Alright, but we'll have to go to church first.
Entire Hebert Family: Amen!
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