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When you get done with sex and realize someone has left "chocolate" or " doodoo" on the pillow, just like a housekee..
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when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye
-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahah..
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the cheap bog roll in crap toilets that sticks to your arse hair and rips every wipe
arrgh the lumbabagumbas is scratching my brown eye..