Heck

What is Heck?


1.

Where you go to if you don't believe in Gosh.

2.

A lighter version of Satan's domain, hell, where temperature is kept t-shirt-and-shorts high, ruled by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.

I gave my son a yoghurt that had expired yesterday...I'll go straight to Heck.

See Journas

3.

A non offensive replacement for the word "hell" used to express amazement at some unlikely act or strange object.

"What the heck is he doing?"

"What the heck is that thing?"

4.

A fusion of the words hell and fuck. It is used by saying "What the heck!" as a stand-in for hell or fuck but is really worse than saying "What the hell!" or "What the fuck!" You are really saying "What the hellfuck!"

Tom: "What the heck did you do with my condoms! I am trying to get laid!"

Mark: "It is pronounced 'hellfuck'."

See hell, fuck, laid, devil, condom

5.

Hell, guys. It's just hell.

Heck. Don't you think God knows you meant hell?

See hell, hot, miami, sukebe

6.

To eat with ravenous enthusiasm.

Q:What are you doing. A:Im having a heck.

Q:What are you hecking. A: Mostly dry wheetabix.

See eat, munch, scran, devour

7.

Another way of saying hell

Arggg what the heck!!


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