Heckmondwike

What is Heckmondwike?


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A small place in West Yorkshire, somewhere between Leeds and Huddersfield. It's got a few shops such as Peacocks and Greggs, but apart from that there's fuck all. Loads of chavs hang out there, making it a dangerous place at all hours. Do not attempt to go there. Ooooo it has a morrisons. That's about it.

Chris: Shall we go to Heckmondwike?

Manda: No! It's full of chavs!

Chris: But there's a Morrisons!

Manda: Oh... alright then! :D

See hecky, chav, morrisons


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