What is Heckmondwike?
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A small place in West Yorkshire, somewhere between Leeds and Huddersfield. It's got a few shops such as Peacocks and Greggs, but apart from that there's fuck all. Loads of chavs hang out there, making it a dangerous place at all hours. Do not attempt to go there. Ooooo it has a morrisons. That's about it.
Chris: Shall we go to Heckmondwike?
Manda: No! It's full of chavs!
Chris: But there's a Morrisons!
Manda: Oh... alright then! :D
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