Hectavus Edit Meaning

1. The ability of moon crickets to jump around with an extraordinary amount of agility like a monkey on crack cocaine. This ability derive..

1. A person that rubs Vaseline all over their lips and makes themselves look like a man spackle receptacle. Man, you have Vaseline face. ..

1. The bark of a dogcow. Clarus says "moof" 2. Something Awful's best front page updater. He transports readers to a wor..