Hedge Jumping

What is Hedge Jumping?


1.

A nationally recognised sport in the UK. Originally conceived in Harrogate, North Yorkshire by a group of pissed up sixth formers. Marks based on height, impact left, style and hedge selection. Synchronised hedge jumping began to gain momentum in this art until hedge integrity began to prove this variation to be mindless destruction.

Inspiration was first provided by Will 'Crazy Will' McIntosh and the idea further with Robert Cooper, Will Claringbold, Alasdair Bannatyne and Jonny Hurst.

Shit! look at that impact, he leveled that hedge. I FUCKING LOVE HEDGE JUMPING!

See hedge, jumping, pissed, drunk, strunk

2.

summit to do when u h8 school gardens n are bored and out of table tennis at lunch

wow look at that hedge,,lets wreck it!! hedge jumping!!!!!!

See hedge, bush, jumping


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