Hedgeboar

What is Hedgeboar?


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A boar like creature that typically lives in hedges. Similar to a hedgehog, but much, much larger. The hedgeboar is often mistaken for rapists, due to its habit of hanging around in residential hedges making grunting sounds. However, unlike rapists, the hedgeboar should not be approached, as it has big, nasty, pointy teeth, and can jump this _______________________ far. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Frank: "OMG IS THAT A HEDGEBOAR??!!"

Penny: "No, silly, it's just a rapist."

See animal, hedgepig, rapist, creature of the night


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