Hedgecock Edit Meaning

1.

-Any runner who is a general pansy, has an IQ lower than their age, and is a closet-homosexual.

See baggins.

Dude, check out that ugly hedgecock over there. He's dumber than a doorknob!

2.

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus.

Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.

Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".

"Good grief! A lesser spotted Hedgecock the first sighting around here since Uncle Wilf was but a whelp!"

See hedge, cock, mini, bush

3.

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwaukus Crappus.

Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.

Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".

"Excellent a lesser spotted Hedgecock we've not seen one of those around here since my Uncle Wilf was but a whelp"

See bird, fantastic, hedge, purple, bushes

4.

-A mind altering substance that causes users massive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephantitis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay sex.

Taking hedgecock will seriously mess you up!

See Mr. T