What is Hedgemonkey?
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Hedgemonkey - a long haired, pikey-esque, smelly inferior human being. Often seen as an old 80's rocker listening to too much wack metal.
You know that Andrew W.K., he's a right fucking hedgemonkey
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A way of expressing your whinny ways. One of the lowest of lows and makes for an excellent insult.
I will express my disappointment in ..
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Being as stupid as a shovel.
Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil.
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