Hedgemonkey

What is Hedgemonkey?

Hedgemonkey - a long haired, pikey-esque, smelly inferior human being. Often seen as an old 80's rocker listening to too much wack metal.

You know that Andrew W.K., he's a right fucking hedgemonkey

See hedger, pikey, dumbass, fuckwit, hedge monkey, metal head, cunt, scumbag, ignorant

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