What is Hedgemonkey?
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Hedgemonkey - a long haired, pikey-esque, smelly inferior human being. Often seen as an old 80's rocker listening to too much wack metal.
You know that Andrew W.K., he's a right fucking hedgemonkey
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When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage
"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"
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