Hedgerton Edit Meaning

1. The word for the chest area of a female that is not wearing a bra. "dang dude, you can see her jelloobies giggling through her shi..

1. A state of confusion There was quite a smarfu at the nuclear warhead store this morning as all the evil Nazis bought lots of nukes!..

1. Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages. Man, Emily should get a job. She's been text massageing me every 2 min..