Hedging

What is Hedging?


1.

The act of keeping an eye on the hedges and steps of shops etc on the way back from the pub/bar/nightclub, looking for girls so drunk that they have to take a "rest" on the way home.

Such ladies are often more amenable to a man's charms at this stage than they were earlier in the evening. The technique was developed on Occupation Road in Corby, England; where a number of comfortable hedges could shelter several drunk, half-dressed and freezing mingers? often delighted to share a taxi.

I have had no luck chatting up anyone in the Piano Bar tonight, so I am going to do some hedging on the way home.

See pick-up, trawling, hunt

2.

Description of a hedge monkey/hedger in full flow! Normally describes an action slap bang between dancing, stumbling and falling.

"Man....there were so many crusties hedging round at that free party, I felt like the only person there who wasn't completely ketted up!"

See hedge monkey, hedger, ketted up, rave, club

3.

The horizontal line that links all cubes in a cube farm. This is the "ground" that gophering is done from.

I peeked my head above the hedging a bit to see Alice talking to her mom in Japan.


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