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Famous saying sopposed to be printed on aprons.
What?! Cook?! That doesn't make sense! -Jack (character in Will and Grace, fuck..
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When you're Jone'zing for a Kiwi but dont have one:
Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.
GHETTO KIWI!
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Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud Until I Shit My Pants. Stronger than lol or rofl
-My coin fell in a dog shit and I had to pick it up..