What is Heeb?
1.
A (purposeful) mispelling of the Jewish slur 'hebe'. While before 'hebe' was an ethnic slur, 'heeb' is a word of pride regarding ones Jewish idenity. This transformation is due in large part to the emerging Jewish youth culture comming out of New York City.
The magazine Heeb: The New Jew Review, is aimed at young hip Jews.
2.
A person using coupons and/ or bonus points on minor purchases.
Dowd asked me to use his Duane Reade card on a pack of gum. Hes such a heeb.
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3.
Verb
1. To accomplishing something while spending as little money as possible.
2. To steal or take without asking.
Noun.
Someone who steals or is cheap.
Person 1: Did Kenny get his transmission fixed?
Person 2: Yeah, he heebed it back together with some chicken wire, popsicle sticks and epoxy.
Person 1: Why are my vice grips in your toolbox? I've been looking for those forever!
Person 2: I heebed 'em.
Person 1: Fucking heeb.
Person 2: Yeah, I know.
4.
(Adjective)
A Person who is very cheap with money.
Someone who is not athletic at all.
Something you call someone that your mad at. (insult)
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the avarage Heeb has a big nose and curly black hair, they can come in all shapes and sizes, but always wear yamaka's
Damit Ira you Heeb you missed the ball.
Look at that Heeb who just picked that penney off the ground
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5.
short for hebrew, and/or anything that is bad or unfortunate
"dude, you ate all my fritos you heeb, now im gonna jam a pipe into your scull and suck out your brains. then take a crap in your brain pan, while i rip out your liver with a rusty menorah, then, shit in sed liver. cut the liver in half, shove one half down your throat and shove the other half up your gaping cavern that is your bung hole."
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6.
San Antonio university student slang for the H.E.B. chain of grocery stores.
I'm out of milk. Some one want to make a run to the Heeb?
When used in conjunction with huge new mega store is referred to as Gucci-heeb'. When used in conjunction with tiny, little used, can't-find-a-damn-loaf-of-bread-not-expired store off of Pecan Valley is referred to as 'Ghetto-heeb'.
