Heef

What is Heef?


1.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

See fart, queef, queif, quief, queaf, vart, flatulence, dick, cock, quofe, quof

2.

To smoke marijuana in any way shape or form.

Let's go buy a blunt at the gas station and heef some of this tree I just picked up.

3.

The flesh of a homosapian ie."human beef".

1 A:what would ya like fer suppa,dweeb?

B:HEEF!!!!!!!!

2Wow,just lookin at yer fat,tender arms makes my mouth water for heef!

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4.

a screwd up child named shyla who has no friends and is a prep

ur a heef


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