What is Heef?
1.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms:
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) +
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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2.
To smoke marijuana in any way shape or form.
Let's go buy a blunt at the gas station and heef some of this tree I just picked up.
3.
The flesh of a homosapian ie."human beef".
1 A:what would ya like fer suppa,dweeb?
B:HEEF!!!!!!!!
2Wow,just lookin at yer fat,tender arms makes my mouth water for heef!
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4.
a screwd up child named shyla who has no friends and is a prep
ur a heef