Heels

What is Heels?


1.

Pointy instruments on the bottom of girls shoes used to make them taller. They may also be used to stomp on the feet of rude male dates.

Granny: My dear, how you've grown!

Grandaughter: Grandma, there called heels

2.

A major instrument of feminization, used by the slutboyto practice his walkings properly for his adored mistress

Let me hit my heels on the floor and slink my little ass for you

See Ysengrim

3.

Carved from a single heaving mass of cellulite

He's got a bad case of the heels


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