Heffalump

What is Heffalump?


1.

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

See Sam

2.

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

See heffalump, elephant, cute, stump

3.

loser, retard, slow person used when someone does a retarded action.

you is hella dumb fa dat you heffalump.

See retard, slow, dummy

4.

The act of spreeding ones butt cheeks and vomiting into their open ass.

"That G needs a good heffalumping"

"I'd like to heffalump into that ass"

See Stryfe


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