What is Heffer?
1.
a really fat bitch, one comparable to a cow's size
damn, u actually stuck ur penis in that heffer?
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2.
1) A really conceited girl. A chick with a very nasty attitude.
2) An overweight chick.
Dat heffer better watch herself, or she'll get jumped!
Daamnnn, look at dat huge ass heffer over there!
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3.
A girl that has a really bad attitude; a derogatory term
That heffer has the worst attitude, I can't STAND her!
4.
Street term for a half ounce of
John:Hey man, you got a heffer free'd up?
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...
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5.
Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.
Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.
6.
1. A steer on Rocko's Modern Life
2. A very fat woman
"Hi! I'm Heffer!"
"Whoa! Look at the size of that heffer!"
7.
To express a low opinion of a female
"Oh no that heffer didn't"
1.
1.) A very large woman, being called a heffer by someone, normally thinner, who is depserate to insult them, because the "heffer" is winning...
2.) a bitch, or another bitch calling another girl (or boy) a bitch...in the form of heffer
3.) ROCKOS MODERN LIFE!! SPUNKY!!! SPUNKY!!! o...yea...the yellow cow dude that was adopted by wolves who farts a lot and like to mooch. he likes to eat at the...bawking chicken or something. we all kno and love him...but hes kind of annoying sometimes..
1.) o no u did not just call me a bitch u heffer!
1.) DAMN! THAT HEFFER TAKE UP THE WHOLE SIDEWALK!!!
2.) oooh, that heffer's tryina steal my man
3.) Heff...get off my couch...
