Heffern

What is Heffern?

An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.

"Dude did you hear about Billy?"

"Yea man, he totally got bit by a Heffern last night."

See vampires, hot, dark, blood, billy, clan, ireland

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